You should have said “Well it was so shitty I’ve been forgiven for the next forty years so I don’t think God will mind if I slap you.”
IKR? Oh man I’m sad I didn’t think of or have the bravery to say that.
Like I feel a little bad because it’s not like I’m super anti-religious or anything it just bothers me when people try to tell me losing an entire year and a half of my life was a good thing. (It was only 9 months in the hospital, but I’m just now recovered enough to go back to school)